Soggy elephant

When you’re giving head to a big dick and he can’t get hard

Girl 1: Oh my god I was giving to head this guys the other day, and you wouldn’t guess what happened!
Girl 2: what happened?!
Girl 1: he had a soggy elephant!!!

by anonymous October 29, 2020

Soggy Cushion

Take a bunch of ecstasy, lather up in essential oils, and hump on the couch for hours.

"How was your Labor Day, Bob?"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."

"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"

by Dolly Fartin September 18, 2023

soggy scratch

When you scratch your ass and feel a smear

Aw damn it I feel some residue, must be a soggy scratch

by Discreet_Hydra24 July 21, 2021

soggy adam

British "slang" Term for:

a ''soggy adam'' is when you mix cum and shit in a blender, putting it into a sock and freezing it, after you freeze you would go to a homeless man and beat him with the frozen shitty cum sock, as you beat him to death with it, it would normally start to melt after it starts to melt you have to drink it out of the sock, and when the sock is fully drank, you repeat the whole process.

"Hey Charlie, that soggy adam was pretty fun wasn't it"

''Ooo, that was a nasty soggy adam Alfie!''

''Lets do soggy adam this weekend?''

by polish psycho May 5, 2025

Soggy nanner

A banana that has been sat within one’s anal cavity for so long that it is has become partially liquid.

You smell worse than the soggy nanner I got cookin right now!

by Joseph Glacier December 9, 2024

soggy pickle

When the toilet runneth over and your dick dips in , also known as dickle dip

I didn't realize the toilet water was so high, my dick and balls dipped and I was stuck with a soggy pickle.

by kbulls708 June 18, 2022

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022