by hms 286336 June 28, 2009
Get the Foot Smashmug. When you get hammered/drunk/wasted/faded/blitzed and engage in frivelous activities with a fat chick resulting in climax for at least one of you.
by SlipperySerpent January 15, 2011
Get the Double Smashmug. by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017
Get the Cringle Smashmug. Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.
Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
by EliteWingman October 14, 2016
Get the smash or dashmug. after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.
Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.
When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.
When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.
by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014
Get the Gogurt Smashmug. 1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"
2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."
"Righteous, bro!"
2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."
by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017
Get the snatch a smashmug. The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.
by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016
Get the Smashed assholesmug.