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Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024
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Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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shrooming

A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.
1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”

2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
by anonymousgooner420 March 9, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Purpose

Schrödinger's Purpose is the act of coming up with a justification or explanation for something after its completion.

It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.

As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
An example of Schrödinger’s Purpose is using a fancy sounding artist statement to justify not having added colour or shading to your drawing. “ The simple black and white represents the polarity of the potential paths of the future” etc etc.

“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
by SixCardStud March 10, 2024
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Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
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Schrodingers dumbass

Someone who says something really stupid and decides if he was joking or not based on the reactions around them.
"Ugh, He is such a schrodingers dumbass"
by RhythmDude March 12, 2024
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Shrooging

The act of rapid-stroke masturbation with the goal of continued consecutive ejaculations. The threshold for when shrooging starts is usually considered to be five ejaculations, but it differs based on the experience level of the shrooger. A shrooger typically becomes one with his genitalia around ten ejaculations and enters a trance-like shroog state.
I couldn’t help my grandma up when she fell out of her chair because I was four climaxes deep into my shrooging sesh.
by AvidShrooger March 14, 2024
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