in the shower

A place where you go to wash ur bum, but can be used for other things, including wanking, pornography shots, sleeping, and practicing oprah.

Person 1: Dude, did you here david in the shower practicing oprah?

Person 2: Yeah dude. He is so gay.

by Thefoxyfox January 31, 2018

Shower Shark

The homosexual tendency for an inmate to glance at another while showering in jail or prison. A shower shark will usually stand casually on the upper tier pretending to chill or talk, then when the opportunity strikes, glance at their victim in the lower level shower. Shower Sharks also walk by inmates showering and catch a quick glance.

"Despite what people may say, I am not a Shower Shark!" "Yo...check that dude Shower Sharkin' it!"

by Loudakris May 16, 2013

puerto rican shower

the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering

sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower

by that damn good November 13, 2003

French Shower

Similar to def. 1 above however sometimes one will apply soap and water to the armpits and dry with a (paper) towel before applying the deodorant.

"The days were getting longer and I was getting lazier. I resorted to French Showers with a diet of coffee and cigarettes"

by gillytech March 16, 2009

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

by variari October 8, 2019

Seattle Shower

When you pee in a girl's butt and the girl squats over your cock and drenches you with shitty piss. The heavy downpour is said to be reminiscent of a Seattle shower over the Space Needle.

Gabriel gave Kelly a Seattle shower.

by Buttfor March 4, 2009

detroit power shower

The art of showering with your woman and gently (but stealthly) pissing on her while bathing, keeping concealed the fact that she is actually beinng pissed on ...as opposed to enjoying the pleasure of a warm shower, just more so a shower of piss from the waist down.

Hey honey...I hope you had a nice shower...(didn't tell ya you just received a Detroit POWER SHOWER.

by bdktubs February 22, 2008