Scorpio astrology

This is the sexiest sign and gets all there crushes but can be be mean to people on the bad side of them but they tend to be attractive to tarus and cancer

You: he is so hot
Me: probably cause he is a Scorpio astrology

by Jackson Closs March 29, 2020

Scorpio

Scorpios are huge sex addicts who likes all kinds of kinky stuff. If you’re on the vanilla side, it’s probably a bad idea to date this sign. You’ll be shocked to find out that he has ropes and handcuffs stored somewhere in his room. They like degrading you sexually to make themselves feel in control - like they do in every aspect of their life. While sex is amazing with Scorpios, you’ll probably need to go to therapy after since they literally diminish you psychologically after that one night.

Therapist: what was so bad about the sex?
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.

Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???

by liwv November 8, 2020

scorpio

a scorpio is short mothafucka that is 4’8 and will never grow

imagine being a scorpio

by Liluzi206 November 22, 2020

Scorpio

According to Ryo, a Scorpio is a horny kinky basterd who only wants sex and is always horny.

“Yeah my friend is a Scorpio”
“Damn man, they must be horny asf”

by Kalexthecatboy October 10, 2021

Scorpio

Scorpios are always fat ass bitches with way too much confidence. Chances are if you meet a scorpio they are extremely overweight and confident.

She's 600 pounds?! Is she a scorpio?

by I Hate Fatties February 7, 2021

Scorpio and Capricorn

The most toxic pairing/ relationship is a Scorpio and Capricorn one. Scorpio secrets and lies and Capricorn’s being nonchalant and selfish is the worst match in the world butttt... if you’re a Scorpio or a Capricorn and you are physically attached to each other go for it, it might not last buttt its exciting for a little.

Friend: “hey yk how I’m a Scorpio and my bf is a Capricorn, do you think a Scorpio and Capricorn relationship will last”?
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”

by rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.b!tch January 1, 2021

Scorpio

This discord user is like soooo nice but hella dramatic

Scorpios zodiac sign is Scorpio lol. Scorpio is a clown lol.

by Ceo of all gamers October 27, 2020