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selective crohn's

when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.
Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?
by lezbaterian December 27, 2011
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Semen Torpedo

When a person, most often a girl, is shrunk in size, and swallowed by a man. The girl then must waits til the man ejaculates and then shoots out of his penis, soaring across the room.
by damnthatbitchisugly January 23, 2009
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Natural-Selection

A bridge that enables people to fondel Fam and other EC members..
Omg I got in Fam's pance! Thank you NS!!! (Duff is gay) ;P
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I'd like a burger and fries, no demon semen.
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selecta

Hype in the House. He my selecta
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Ejaculation Mastery!
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anti-semenitism

Anti-semenitism is the same as anti-semitism, but replacing Jews with men and boys and anything male. It is not confined to women derogating men, but held by both sexes.
The only racism and xenophobia which is treated as respectable, today, is anti-semenitism.
by Coffee Baba August 22, 2007
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