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Secretary

A woman hired to do administrative work in an office setting, this word is often used interchangeably with a personal assistant, who gets stuff for her boss. This woman is attractive due to her pretty face and tight pencil skirt.
I needed an extra boost today so I told my secretary to brew me a second cup of coffee.
by Patriarch in high society February 27, 2021
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scratch.mit.edu

Great. now you’re just searching up other websites on a website. First a name of a fruit. and now a code for a website? are you kidding me?
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022
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scratchcore

the lifestyle of doing and/or getting tattoos that are not main stream. They are typically done by “scratchers” self taught artists that design images to look a certain way that doesn’t typically coincide with tattoo style norms, BUT scratchcore artists are just as sterile and should not be assumed to be blowing out clients or giving infections… those r called noobs, scratchcore artists are just new gen artists doing different styles of tattooing that old heads seem to hate.
“hey did u see Ryan he’s doing these crazy tattoos I think they are bad cause it’s not trad”

“nah ryan is just on his new wave shit it’s cyber sigilism scratchcore… if homie is being sterile there is room for him to be an artist like rest of us”
by chronicvom1t May 9, 2023
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PNOY Scratch

While trading futures, the act of "doubling down" to average the spread price to escape financial carnage
"Was it a scrath? No, I bought 500 more and PNOY scratched the trade."
by Chris Chacon February 18, 2005
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Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands
Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.
by KKK612 March 12, 2008
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Chinese Secret Rattle

That infamous chatter-sound which is emitted from an array of plastic-based devices if shaken, such as McDonalds toys, dollar store walkie talkies, etc. When hearing this sound, one instantly recognizes it's Chinese origin. This sound is also a warning of the devices short-lived life coming to an end.
"Man I just bought this etchasketch and its already giving me the chinese secret rattle, im thinking of returning this chinese piece of crap."
by LuckByChance July 13, 2009
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snatch scratcher

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.
I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.
by aikybrky September 15, 2009
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