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Satan's Punch

FUCK! MY UNDERWEAR IS COVERED IN SATAN'S PUNCH! SHIT!
by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019
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Satan

Scary But Ugliest Being In Whole World
Satan is uglier then a insect
by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021
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satan's cocktail

The mixture of cum and blood when you fuck a girl on her period.
I made satan's cocktail with my girlfriend last weekend.
by Satans Daffodil June 17, 2015
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Satan

Satan is a good creature, punishes the bad.
Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!
by Lemon39 November 3, 2020
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Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.
Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.
by Jammin876 June 8, 2025
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Hamas is not Satan, Ben

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
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Satan

According to the Bible, God Created the Heavens & Earth. He Also Had Created His Angels who would be on his side. He created many angels but there was one outstanding splendid ArchAngel. He was Named Lucifer. Due to his beauty & Inquity, he commit a sin of pride for being rebellious Against God in his heart. He Said “I will Exalt the Throne Above God, I will be like the most High” Yet war Broke Out in Heaven, Michael and his angels fought the Dragon, called Serpent/Devil, who Decieves the World. Now He has Dominion Over Earth before it was created. That is the reason we sin a lot and sometimea reject Jesus. Satan Wants us all to be In Hell.
No Man Is More Evil Then Satan. Resist the Devil & he’ll flee from you
by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021
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