Jacob

Small penis, RIP

Damn Jacob has a small penis

by BigBootyJoe November 8, 2019

Jacob

Jacobs are scumbags.

Always puts hoes before bros, spends a fortune on shit clothes, can't drive to save their life.

Never trust Jacob

Was speaking to this guy earlier, seemed a right twat.

What was he called, I might know him?

I dunno but I reckon he's a Jacob.

by The Tinkler June 3, 2020

Jacob

A smart ass cool person who always is nice but when he gets Mad you don’t wanna duck with him

Jacob is so ducking cool omg I wanna date him but he already is a couple

by Jakeyuh April 5, 2019

Jacob

Jaco the best cousin anyone could ask for very loving and kind

Jacob is the best

by Poopowchsmell December 27, 2019

jacob sartorious

The biggest fuckboi ever

Oh look he cant rap the abc's, what a jacob sartorious thing to do.

by Fadens July 22, 2016

Dirty Jacob

When two males 69 eating each other out with the audience of the family pets in the room to increase arousal.

"Man, the dog really wanted to escape the room when we were doing a Dirty Jacob. I was such a turn on."

by NaniNeeks September 5, 2019

jacob and christina

The best couple I've ever seen. They are almost exactly alike but one thing about Jacob, he would be nothing without Christina

Jacob and Christina are perfect for each other

by Jacob and Christina July 8, 2014