Slap Dick

Slap Dick is a commonly played game where two guys get hard and sit facing one another. They then proceed to switch off slapping each other's dick. The guy whose dick falls off first is the loser. Following the game, the winner may choose to do the victory ritual: pick up the fallen off dick (before it looses to much blood and becomes limp), smack the loser's forehead with said dick and finish by yelling SLAP DICK!

"(Picks up hard dick, slaps loser with it) SLAP DICK!"

by Scrat420 October 15, 2009

Slap-up meal

1) A very cheap, and fatty, meal.
2) A takeaway from your local 'cafe'.

1) I feel like making a slap-up meal tonight.
2)I'm going to ring the Chinese shop and order a takeaway.

by Clean¦Writer March 14, 2009

Slap and Tickle

To slap someone in the face, then subsequently tickle them under the chin as to counter-act the pain of the slap and to neutralize any anger or frustration towards the slap and tickler'er.

Person One: *Slap*
Person Two: What the F...
Person One: *Tickle*
Person Two: Oh man, you got me.
Person One: Yes that is the Slap and Tickle

by The Kortmann March 25, 2007

slap ass

the action in which lust did to maes hughes in fullmetal alchemist chapter 15

lust slapped hughes ass, you could tell by the surprise on his face

by chair March 22, 2004

slap testie

When you sit down and your testies decide to move about and get themselves squashed in some way.

"Poor old Roland just gave himself a right slap testie"

by Ligeynuts July 3, 2008

Slap with the Wet Glove

When a man, after intercourse, removes the used condom ("wet glove") and smacks his partner across the face with it.

After Kurt and I finished last night, he gave me a slap with the wet glove. I wasn't sure how to feel about it.

by Greyscale November 23, 2010

slap sandwich

A double onehanded slap to the face with an open hand. You administer it in on motion, first forehand and then a backhand. It has to be two slaps, hence the sandwich.

oOOoo did you see how vegeta slap sandwiched goku?

by slapmaster69 January 12, 2011