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apocalypse skill 

A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.
"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"
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A person who is extremely good at Call of Duty. They normally play professional and competitive Call of Duty.
Dude, look at the COD skill!
cod skill by SonofHermes June 13, 2016

big skillet 

Big dude with an equally big heart.
big skillet by Kryket22 December 19, 2016

cheddar skillet 

When a man with dick cheese performs anal on a man or woman.
I can't believe Justin doesn't wash his dong, he gave me a cheddar skillet!
cheddar skillet by Beefalot June 4, 2017

tol skillet 

A nickname for a good friend who is super tall and attractive. Can be compared to "tall glass of water".
Howdy tol skillet, how's it hangin?
tol skillet by Howdy_yall January 25, 2019

après skill 

your après skill comes to light after a turn of events, an intervention, crisis management.
"i havent had the pleasure yet of getting to know my après skill as i am to surmount la crise."
après skill by Krkič September 3, 2019

western skillet 

When you contract pink eye from a dirty testicle to the eye.
I got a western skillet when I agreed to a one night stand with Chris.
western skillet by Thatkyguy September 28, 2019