science

a religion that is in it's early stages that supports many of the dubious conclusions of the Judaeo Christian society in which it is practiced, such as the doctrine of original sin (genetics), the possibility of obtaining an absolute truth, the removal of the merchants from the temple (coming soon to a cinema near you) etc.
It's bible is in an incomprehensible language and is not widely distributed as printing hasn't yet been invented.
Is often used to limit freedom of choice but in the correct hands can be a good thing.

discuss stem cell research as a science.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

Doing Science

A sexual innuendo for having sex.

"Hey you want to go to my house and do some science?"
"I have to work on learning about science"
"I'm going to be doing science later on..."

by Sasha♥ January 14, 2008

science

The road to tyranny.

examples: Nazism and Communism(rhymes with jizm,lol)

( ((><)) ) fuckyou motherfuckers!!

by kill so called "freethinkers" (kinda like Shakespeare's idea to "kill all the lawyers") March 23, 2005

rocket science

The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.

"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".

by Mick October 15, 2004

Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

Sciencesexual

Someone who is mostly attracted to science./math
A.k.a nerd( but sexually active)

G: wow that boy is really cute

G2: he is but I think he’s gay

G: u think so? I dont maybe sciencesexual

by Idkwhatpseudonymshouldipick September 13, 2021

Nappy Scanner

Someone who looks into used nappies for turds to eat. Also an insult to people to tell them how much of a scumbag they are

Dude, look at that guy he's Nappy Scanning in that bin over there....
Piss of you fuckin Nappy Scanner....

by Smelly320 May 6, 2009