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Bill Nye The Science Guy

He's not a real fucking scientist. He's a D-List celebrity that was brought back into the media because 90's babies craved the nostalgia. If you believe any of the shit that spews out of his mouth... then congrats! you have been bamboozled into believing the political propaganda hes's been lazily shitting out on his new Netflix show. If you loved what he had to say in his old show you watched educationally in elementary school, then say no more fam! Actually, FORGET EVERYTHING he said before!! Go ahead and take everything he taught you before, and fuck it raw! Because now, he's back and worse off than ever! No real science! Just opinion, and terrible acting! What he's the best at! And if that begins to bore you, because he's not as funny as he thinks he is, why don't you pull up a video of him arguing even more childish than Donald Trump with REAL scientist and meteorologists! Listen to him as he shouts, "WRONG. WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG" to people who have devoted their entire lives to researching, and studying real facts! The ones that explore real issues and new scientific theories, because, uh, Bill....we found out there are only two genders like....................well forever ago! Who else but Bill that created himself a stage name and a character and still portrays it. Because we all know who has stage names!!! Musicians, performers and actors!! Good job Bill........
by haytherefriend March 5, 2018
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Bill Nye the Science Guy

Seriously, if you've watched them both, you'll see that Bill Nye the Science Guy is just as silly, random, and repetitive as Youtube Poop...just with an educational twist.
by Lebrochaun November 9, 2009
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science

something that, according to system of a down , has failed the world... ^o)... yeah .. lol
Science. HAS FAILED. THE WORLD. etc...
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Scientism

A severe disease causing a chronic form of mental autism, mostly given effect to people with the name "Austin". The first ever recording of this disease was on august of 2018, from a boy named Austin Boudi, also known as Bouders914. (please watch out for him)
Hey, look! Austin has Scientism!
by Mr.HappyTapioca October 18, 2018
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scientastic

(adj.) 1. Falling into the field of sciency 2. BS that sounds so true it may perceived as truth.
"His scientastic story excellently explained the origin of pirates."
by Razukin December 2, 2002
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scientific gasblower

One who engages in scientific gasblowing, or offering unscientific opinions based upon poor understanding of the subject material, insufficient data, poor logic or reasoning.
That scientific pundit on the news didn't know what he was talking about when he gave that monologue about super-string theory, he was just reading the teleprompter. He's such a scientific gasblower...
by Michael Gmirkin June 13, 2008
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science fist

when you get an HJ and she is wearing a genuine Nintendo PowerGlove, while watching Fred Savage's "The Wizard" and you ejaculate onto the Periodic Table of Elements
After going to the attic and finding my PowerGlove, I talked her into a drunken Science Fist after the party.
by CroopOnHerChest May 29, 2010
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