Salmon

a phrase uttered by Yetis viewed as gibberish by some but in actuality, it is much deeper.

Yeti: SALMON!
Matt: stfu

by Yeti Jones January 22, 2008

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

Car Salesman

Person who works long hours every day of the week except Sunday in some states trying to help people find affordable cars for themselves or their families. Endures consistent objections and lies but gets paid to overcome those objections and creatively solve the problems in front of them to help their clients.

Went by the local Ford place and told my car salesman I needed to talk to my wife first. I really went down the street to Chevrolet and bought a brand new Chevrolet Silverado!

I bought a used Corolla with 80,000 miles on it. I was hesitant but the salesman over at Mazda explained that it came with a free warranty. Never had a single problem with the car.

I went to the local Chevrolet place to check out a used Jeep but the car salesman kept pushing for me to buy right now. I felt uncomfortable so I just drove away. I found another Jeep at Toyota and the guy there was really understanding and made me feel comfortable. This one cost more but I had a great experience and send all my friends there!

by sweetvictory77 October 8, 2020

Salmon Swirl

1)When salmon is ground up in a blender and placed in a funnel leading into a woman's vagina

2)When a salmon is shoved into a girl's vagina and it is whipped and swirled around for fun

"It was prom night and after weeks of anticipation, Nancy let Chester salmon swirl her."

"Man, that girl was such a ho! I just rung the door bell and she pulled me inside and begged me for a salmon swirl."

"Wendy! I can't salmon swirl you if you don't have the blender and spoon! Augh!"

by Bubbie "Thunder" McTaco January 11, 2008

Salmon Snatch

A hoe who has a pussy with fiery red hair covering her crotch.

"Haha, Sally has a salmon snatch!"
"Smelly Sally has a salmon snatch!"

by Gravox June 11, 2006

Salmon Sausage

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

by Salmon man February 6, 2017

smoking the salmon

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.

I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.

by Fabfrostmage July 21, 2017