Salmonella

Something you get from salmon idk.

I got salmonella from that salmon fish.

by Boojump October 14, 2024

Salmonellacore

being absolutely awful at everything.

bro is not cooking, they must be salmonellacore cause the chicken is raw.

by Aizune ! March 27, 2025

pusey salmonella

what that fuckboi will give u

-did you hear she’s got pusey salmonella??
-yeah man!! 😍😍

by poo poo man 420 September 4, 2019

English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.

"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"

by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024

saloonatic

a joy rider; usu: teenaged, driving a nova. see also, NovaBoys.

I saw this saloonatic crashing into a baby carriage yesterday, he was driving a Nova, he was probably one of those NovaBoys

by androphus June 11, 2003

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Sakmon

A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle

Sakmon - short for sock monkey
Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masturbation.

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.

by Sakhandler June 15, 2011