Russian Bong

When you use mix vodka into used bong water and drink it.

Dude, David threw up from that Russian Bong last night!

by Pizza199354 April 22, 2010

Russian Snow Storm

When you have had a serious case of the not getting any in an extremely extended period of time. So much so to where when you finally do "release the tension" it blows your partner(or you depending on position) across the room and possibly(most likely) plastered to the opposite wall.

Rick: Yo Bob, did you see Scary Movie 1 when the two have sex during the party right after home slice mows down the massive bush of the chick?

Bob: Yeah man. Why do you ask though?

Rick: Well, I found out yesterday that it's totally called a Russian Snow Storm.

Bob: No fuckin' shit? This hilarious! *LMAO*

by Snowstormmaster December 7, 2010

Russian Rope

This is the practice which is usually taken up by the older women of countries such as Russia and The Bulcans, it involves the thatching of their pubic hair so that it forms a long and braided rope. The young children like to play swing whenever grandma stands up. The Russian Rope has been exported to many different countries and dyed different colours and can be found pretending to be curtain material. The majority of the curtain pullers that you find in the UK are in fact Russian Rope.

Dave: Here you go, that's your curtains set up for you.

Stephen: Thanks, I really like the puller, what material is it?
Dave: That is 100% Russian Rope.

Stephen: What?

by Imaje Haslew March 26, 2011

Russian Jack Hammer

A crazy drinking ritual.

1 Russian Jack Hammer:
Hit a big bowl of weed
While holding hit in:
place a caffeine pill on your tongue
wash down with a shot of vodka
chug a beer (usually pabst)
Exhale
Do 5 in a night and its called a 'revolution'

by steve jacobs2 July 28, 2011

Russian Swede

A racial slur for a Finnish person. It is a joke that the Finnish don't have an identity of their own.

Look at that Russian Swede listening to viking metal and shit!

by Sotaklaani November 12, 2013

russian race horse

when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around

I gotta piss like a Russian race horse

by Schomby May 5, 2018

Russian Keyway

When you soak your Prince Albert in vodka and fuck someone in the ass

After 3 craft beers Christopher begged Tim to give him a Russian Keyway

by Jackmehoffmetal January 30, 2020