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is santa real

No he's just a lonely fuckboi sitting in his parents basement waiting for Christmas eve so he can"give them gifts" but really will just kidnap them then rapes them because of how fucking poor and lonely he is. What a fucking douche bag am I right or am I right? But seriously he's a total piece of 💩that should:💩+🔫=💀 commit fucking homocide.
I don't know is santa real but the urban dictionary will know if he's real and give us an accurate discription of what he's like.
by Fucboi mcgee December 12, 2017
mugGet the is santa realmug.

get real

A common phrase frequently used as trash talk over xbox live. It's use can be traced back to the infamous Rice Jordan and his repeated screaming of it until others could not help but use it as well.
lololol I just went 54-1 get real

you sound like you have peanut butter in your mouth get real you freaking limey

get real bro, everyone knows lady GaGa is a man
by El FritoBandito January 21, 2010
mugGet the get realmug.

fo real

its real. or in other words, "for real"
Yo, fo real I was at dat club last night
by DJ Kono July 18, 2003
mugGet the fo realmug.

T-Real

T-Real's maro be spankin' them ponys.
by Nomnomnomnom124 September 2, 2010
mugGet the T-Realmug.

Real Person

A person that gives you money.
Na only person wey dey give us money be real person
by NeoVii August 25, 2020
mugGet the Real Personmug.

Farmville-for-real

Raising fowl on your roof, like the Facebook game, but "for-real". Var: "Farmville-fo-realz". Often used in conjunction with "Eggs For Pot".
-Hey, did you see the coop they built on Dave's roof?
-Yeah, I heard those guys were getting Farmville-for-real.

-Where did you guys get such delicious chicken?
-Oh yeah, we went Farmville-for-real a while ago.
by heisenbergian August 24, 2009
mugGet the Farmville-for-realmug.

real football

What a Derry wan calls Gaelic Football. Their definition of it is 15 men built like tanks who delibrately set out to injure Tyrone's best players!
by Desigol May 31, 2005
mugGet the real footballmug.

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