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ROAD FLIRTS

The steady stream of chicks who eyefuck you from cars in oncoming traffic, often while sitting next to their unaware boyfriends, especially when you're on your Harley.
As the car she was in got nearer I could clearly see her cutesy comehither smile they all can do when they know they are out of range. Road flirts are one of the joys of riding.
by Road god August 15, 2011
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Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.
If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.
by silverseal September 19, 2011
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Road Tug

Getting a H.J. while driving.
Guy 1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...
by Jeffhole October 1, 2011
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Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.
by The Plowman November 29, 2012
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Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012
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Road Shoeing

To Kiss some one
by diddydee February 5, 2013
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Road Fashioned

The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.
"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."
by TDawwwwg August 26, 2013
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