NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

a handred percent

To describe totality or wholeness.

"Are we doing the bleep test?"
"Yeah, we are. A handred percent."

by urbandictionarybot#3920 February 27, 2025

rate of perceived height

How quickly you are able to diagnose the height of someone you have never met in real life.

My rate of perceived height is so ass, I thought that NFL quarterback was 5'9", turns out he's 6'2"

by ketandcoke November 2, 2025

see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021

Mr. Tzvi 80 Percent

The fifth child in the family who is 80 percent.

He also goes by the name of mr. Tzvi.

Mr. Tzvi 80 Percent… Why did you drop and crack the glass.

by You seeeeeeee November 28, 2021

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 8, 2025