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Percel

verb; to be a compulsive liar. Especially when talking about women, drugs, drinking, and having friends. Essentially lying about every aspect of your life.
Rick totally perceled when he told us about his girlfriend who grew weed and got hit by a drunk driver and died.
by fergie565 December 30, 2010
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Punception

A pun within a pun.
A: Man I'm feeling down, I need some more lemonade!
B: I don't if you're high maintenance or you just need to work on it.
A: Dude, you totally blew my mind with that punception!
by Scrtlmnddrnkr October 25, 2011
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pass the parcel

When one person excretes in to another persons anus.
Tim an Kevin were playing pass the parcel, things were getting messy.
by Obsydyan January 27, 2010
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Lousiana Purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me.
by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008
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10 percenters

Don't believe that other guy.

According to the 5 Percent Nation of Islam (NOI), the people of the world are broken down into 3 categories:

The 85% that don't know the truth, the 10% that know the truth but preach the exact opposite, and the 5% that know the truth and speak it. The "truth", according to the Nation of Islam is that the Black Man is "God", and the White Man is "The Devil".

The name of the song is "Get By", the artist was Busta Rhymes, and the lyric in reference is as follows:
"If you was 5 percent, instead of actin' stupid and guessing, you have to go and study your lessons and know your math in the building sessions".
by Half February 18, 2005
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pure gunfire

Meaning something is awesome or great or rediculous. Something was so great it is beyond words. Someone or something was absolutly amazing.
Person 1: Did you see that catch the wide reciever just made?
Person 2: Yeah that catch was pure gunfire.
by Spenten August 24, 2006
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percentual

Alex is, like, 25 percentual.
by SEEPEE February 9, 2005
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