relevant procrastination

Performing arguably "useful" searches in a store or on the internet when in fact you're just wasting time and goofing off.

Instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for assistance with his calculus homework, Steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers "for his mom".

by fuzzygreysocks May 10, 2010

Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.

My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.

by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

Reverse Procrastination

When one finishs a project long before the due date and then forgetting about the project completely.

Reverse procrastination can lead to lack of editing, forgetting the due date, or losing the project completly.

I completed a project two months before the due date, but because of reverse procrastination, I forgot where I put it.

by fufulord December 18, 2014

Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.

Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

by JP1692 June 2, 2014

Work Procrastinating

Work Procrastinating is the avoidance of doing a task at work that needs to be accomplished. It could be further stated as a habitual or intentional delay of starting or finishing a task despite its negative consequences.

Ugh, work is so tedious today! I should be work procrastinating for the rest of the day, even if I don't make the deadline.

by DictionaryWifi February 28, 2019

Dickens Process

This is a process in which one fakes an injury or illness in order to scam friends and family into donating money to you

Chris is doing the Dickens Process. Hes going to Aruba in June.

by Keegnasty March 18, 2019

Bob Proctor

An inspirational life coach. Creator of “The Secret” a documentary which teaches we can have, do or be anything we want. We need only focus on such things continually in a positive manner and they will manifest themselves into reality. It’s the law of Attraction

Yo’ who’s that wise old man who teaches “thoughts become reality” ?

That’s Bob Proctor, playa’

by Da Realist’ April 16, 2019