Premen

Precum. Before you blow your load, there's the sticky sneak attack of semen. (Pre- semen).

She was dry-humping me so much I filled the hot tub with premen.
Pulling out isn't an effective form of contraception, because you can be screwed over by the premen.

by DTPS February 10, 2010

optimum pride

When you're driving and you see a truck that looks strikingly similar to popular character Optimus Prime.

T**gina si Optimum pride puknginang yan si optimum pride oh orRrhh OrrHh Orrhh uGhh UghHh tanina babe si optimum pride oh uRrgh OrghH Uurgh

by amogusssssssssss November 10, 2021

what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china

When someone says something completely irrelevant.

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

by LA777 May 14, 2015

blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

Crust pride

A feeling of pleasure and shameless glory in one's hygiene, or lack thereof.

"When's the last time Jetta washed her hair?"
"It's hard telling. Weeks, maybe."
"Crust pride never dies..."

by PITSorGTFO June 15, 2011

Pinoy Pride

A Filipino delusion about how their race is the most powerful in the world. They would brag about it whenever they want.

"An American singer won in prestigious singing competition in the US. Her great-great grandmother has 1/4 Filipino blood in it."

Filipinos: PINOY PRIDE! PROUD TO BE PINOY!

by Jico ulol September 4, 2019

Premelture Echoculation

When Chocolate melts in your hands before it gets to your mouth.

Dude, it is so hot premelture echoculation was left on my hands when I touched my candy bar.

by Bonnie Size October 7, 2008