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polish wad

A large quantity of cash bills of low denomination wrapped with a single bill of high denomination, thus giving the impression of greater wealth than one actually possesses.
Dude is banking! Oh, wait, that's just a polish wad.
by Professor Fishwheels March 18, 2010
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Polish Fold

The folding of a Dollar bill in a cheap manner which makes it difficult to determine if it lands face up or face down while playing the game of "Flipping Dollars".
I can't tell who won this round because this cheap bastard used the old Polish Fold.
by scan77 June 14, 2010
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Polish Change

A change that was not based on any rational thought.

A change simply for the sake of change, often for the worse.
"If Brad Pitt were to leave Angelina Jolie for Amy Whinehouse, he'd have to be committed to an insane asylum." No, that is beyond crazy. That is a polish change.

Hugh Hefner turning the playboy mansion into a goat farm is a polish change.
by PolesCan'tFly September 15, 2010
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polish engineer

An amateur builder who chooses materials that are stronger than necessary because he doesn't have the training to find out what is really needed.
That idiot Acker bought 2x8 roof joists when 2x6's would have been plenty strong. Polish engineering !
by Morningwood Cottage October 2, 2017
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Polish kneeslapper

An acknowledgment of a bad joke by slapping your knee in an obviously sarcastic manner. Antonym: kneeslapper. Synonym: dad joke.
HA! That's a good Polish kneeslapper, Chad! HA! Ha!! ha!!!
by Champ Liberty August 3, 2019
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red nail polish

She ain't got not man and is on the rag. Guess she's gonna be wearing red nail polish.
by BC in KC August 14, 2005
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polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street
Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.
by ItsAJohnson October 14, 2010
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