Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Plink

The polar opposite of plonk, used in a similar way to “lit” or “fleek” but those are only used by filthy poggers. Plink is the only valid new-age equivalent.

“Yooo Greg did you see that shot!?”

“Holy shit Marty! That’s plink bro!”

“Nah man I think you mean megaplink, that was way past plink”

“Shut the hell up Greg”

by Tommy2cakes January 19, 2021

plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful

I swear Tommy's such a plonker

by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021

plonkerdonker

A person who thinks all the time

"Pete is such a plonkerdonker"

by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021

pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

Plinka

A beautiful name for a build a bear bear

Can we get a Plinka at build a bear

by I’m not giving out my name February 18, 2021

Plank

Someone who is a bit if an idiot most of the time. Does things without thinking and lacks common sense.

"Wow, Norman is such an idiot."
"Yeah I know, he's a proper plank."

by RussianM0b February 24, 2021