by Network Technician February 19, 2015
Get the pocket venus mug.Its a game where you have to put your cock in somones poket then blow a whistle to let everyone know,
1 point for a guy
2 points for a girl
5 for a black
10 for if you piss in there pocket
50 if you cum
100 if you get caught win the fight
200 if you get caught knock the other person out then Teabag them in the mouth.
1 point for a guy
2 points for a girl
5 for a black
10 for if you piss in there pocket
50 if you cum
100 if you get caught win the fight
200 if you get caught knock the other person out then Teabag them in the mouth.
" im going to go cock pocketing that guy"
* puts cock in guys pocket*
*pulls out and runs away blowing whistle*
* puts cock in guys pocket*
*pulls out and runs away blowing whistle*
by anonmotherfucker September 11, 2007
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determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.
Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
Get the pocket forensics mug.When you forget to lock the keys on your cellphone and it phones someone... usually the most inappropriate person at the most inopportune time.
I got in SO much trouble last night. I was chatting up this girl in a bar and my phone pocket called my wife!
by Mike Hind November 3, 2008
Get the Pocket Call mug.Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.
Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)
by smart cookiez April 19, 2011
Get the Pocket Boyfriend mug.A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.
Qualifitcations include:
Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)
A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)
A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)
A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)
Qualifitcations include:
Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)
A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)
A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)
A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)
by BarberShop May 21, 2008
Get the Hot-Pocket Master mug.1:
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
by (mostly) aussie slang ; April 29, 2022
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