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Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.
“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
by android-app August 31, 2023
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Phantom Strain

Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.
I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.
by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019
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Phantom Charge

When you plug your charger into your phone, only to realize later that you never actually plugged the charger into an outlet.
I didn't know why my battery was at 2%, until I realized that I phantom charged it
by boi_in_a_band October 30, 2019
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Phantom

Phantom is a different way of saying “ you retard
Fam pick me up I’m down you phantom”
by Kworld December 5, 2020
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Phantom

A kind girl that is lesbian and loves her friends and deserves love and care, if she is hurt she will beat yo ass, take care of her and she won't kill you
Phantom my best friend
by S4die December 6, 2020
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Phantom Pain

Like when you watch something that looks painful, probably like a dude getting kicking at the balls or those weird ass sex toys that guys put inside their penis, like who the fuck does that?

And you somewhat feel the pain yet you physically don't.
*someone gets kicked in the balls*
Yestin: Oh jesus christ, that's gotta hurt!
Marc: Yeah, that gave me Phantom Pain
by Bread God December 14, 2020
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Phantom LaPlesh

When a man and woman who are engaged in sexual intercourse, change positions so to be locked in the " doggy-style" approach; and the woman ( using her more dominant ✋) reaches all the way back (in-between bolth her's and his leg's) find's and very gently caresses, downward stroking with fingers; and randomly, softly grabbing , holding, palming. She might ( just before he's about to CUM) very slowly & carefully grasp, delicately squeeze his extremely treasured ball bag of might and pleasure.
" ya bro, I was already into her before, but a couple nights ago, while we were making love, twords the end I was taking her from behind; she totally gave me a Phantom LaPlesh! It felt so good I couldn't hold on any longer and came. She said she knew I'd really like the "Phantom LaPlesh".
by Stylar Sensation 4 TRIST-Corp October 21, 2020
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