picking up the remote

hand job

this girl picked up the remote last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

koala parking

the act of pulling into a parking space as slowly as possible to aggravate surrounding drivers.

The old lady was koala parking, so he honked his horn.

by jonnybagpipes September 6, 2011

detroit parking lot

The home of many homeless Detroitians in your friendly neighborhood. :) Say hello to them, especially if they have a gun. :):)

Gabe: Yo, I've always wanted to visit a detroit parking lot.
Sensible person: Fuck no, dude. That shit is crazy filled with gun-wielding nig nogs.

by nignog21 September 7, 2017

pachingo

The word Elliot from "Scrubs" uses instead of vagina

I wiped the wrong way, now i have a rash on my pachingo

by JordanD February 4, 2008

Parking Enforcement Officer

A man or woman that takes a stand against the violators of parking. These individuals work for police departments and walk or drive the mean streets for hours on end while recieving loathsome tong lashings from their victims. A good PEO will deliver atleast 1 citation every 15 minutes.

If you can't be a cop, be a Parking Enforcement Officer.

by Hanz and Honz March 15, 2009

Parking in the grass

When sharing a delicious blunt filled with marijuana. If you are to accidently let the blunt go out. You are "Parking in the grass". Happens more so with Dutch Masters & Games- and even more so in green leaf cigars.

Ryan Hey, who has the blunt?

Jacob Yeah, wheres that thing at?
Aaron Ooops, i let it go out again!
Greg Dammmmmm
All Together "PARKING IN THE GRASS!!!!!!!!"

by DjRyRy March 5, 2011

greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010