Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.

"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."

by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008

Patriot

2001-2008 a patriot was someone who loved their country so blindly that they did not question any of their governments policies, or decisions to go to war. These patriots would call anyone who spoke out against our government people who hate america or blame america first

2009-Present (as long as a democrat holds the white house) a patriot is someone who loves their country so much that they feel it their duty to not only question, but malign the President and his party, frequently using racial and homophobic slurs to describe people on the left of the political spectrum.

"Patriot" has become synonymous with "hypocrite"

"Bush was the greatest president ever, he cared about our freedom, he was a patriot! Obama is taking away our freedom by giving us universal access to health care, he is not a patriot". "Shut up, wingnut, you're not a patriot"

by JeffyPants March 24, 2010

patriot, the

A sexual act whereby the male recieves a blowjob while standing and the female kneeling on the floor. The male then ejaculates on the females face and quickly punches her in the nose, drawing blood. The red (blood), white (semen), and blue (bruised nose) represent the colors of the flag and give the patriot its name. It is customary, after ejaculation, for the male to stand at attention, salute, execute an about-face, and walk out of the room.

My girlfriend likes getting the patriot every Friday night.

by deep eyes January 21, 2005

Facebook Patriot

A person who sits behind a keyboard declaring their love for 1776, our founding fathers, the constitution, freedom, machine guns, soldiers, cops and anything remotely patriotic on their Facebook profile, yet they themselves have never served a day in their life and sound pathetic in trying to convince other Facebook Patriots that they have a bigger hard-on for freedom then the next guy.

Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.

A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.

Brother Goodwrench: "Yo, we need common sense to gun control in America. A Glock 17 will kill a burglar just as easy as a sub-machine gun. Lets consider restrictions on sub-machine guns."

Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."

Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"

Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"

Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"

by SteveGiannelli February 8, 2013

great patriotic war

When the mighty Soviets kicked the fascist barbarians out of the motherland.

Teacher: Can someone tell me about the Great Patriotic War.

Dimitri: Yeah, when the fascists kicked our asses.

Teacher: Dimitri get out of the classroom you fascist.

by bushdid911 XDD January 5, 2018

Patricia Arquette

THE most amazing, beautiful, talented actress in the world.

“When the earthquake hit, Patricia Arquette, in true Arquette fashion, leapt into action and her response to this crisis was GiveLove… She’s been to Haiti four times, she’s been going directly into Cité Soleil, which the UN calls the most dangerous place on earth but Patricia just calls it ‘the place she’s gotta go’. She just goes in there and she’s fearless. I can’t even say enough about that- it’s pretty great for a big time Hollywood actress to go in there with no fear. It just says a lot about who she is that in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds she didn’t give in, she decided to ‘give love’.”

by arquette_fan July 31, 2012

Patrick

Strong, athletic, overall amusing, good looking, smart, kind, confident, sweet and sustainable, loving, caring, and stays by you when needed.

Boy 1- Did you see that good looking guy that got my girls attention?!?
Boy 2- Ya. He stoleyour girl!

Girl 1(Passing by)- Well that is Patrick after all!!❤️❤️

by CharChar1313 June 1, 2017