poser

Someone who displays an obsession with certain bands, stores, or anything hardcore when in truth they don't like hard rock, don't really shop at hot topic and got their only pair of black skinny jeans at hollister. Someone insecure enough to fake being badass or and does things like sayig they "snuck out" with a hot guy but really they just went to the end of their driveway at like 10pm.

woahh brittany and amanda are such pathetic POSERS, amanda pretends to be anorexic and birttnay doesnt shut up about how hot her ass is and how much of a rebel she is. sad.

by Bianca Haddad September 22, 2007

poser

Someone who pretends to be someone they are not, they "pose".

That girl isn't a real goth, she's just a poser.

by JennaQ June 2, 2006

Poser Stoner

A bud smoker who starts smoking after the age of 18 and/or a bud smoker who did not smoke until starting college. They generally try to pass off as a legit sm0ker, but were most likely known as preppy shit talkers in highschool who thought they were better than the stoners they now try to pass off as.

Look at Lindsey! Back in the gap she used to trip if someone lit an el around her and all of a sudden she wants to hit it? Poser stoner.

by PHAT420 January 7, 2011

goth poser

A person that isnt strange or cool or funny so he/she wears gothic clothing but usually doesnt act gothic just wears the clothing for attention

normal person: hey goth! how many times didja cut today?
goth poser: i dont cut so shut the fuck up!
normal person:riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

by Joe725 June 25, 2006

Posémon

Term describing the 'poser' Pokémon of the newer generations which wholeheartedly fail to capture the general spirit and imagination which represented the popular Pocket Monsters of generations I & II, and a few of III & IV. Often these Posémon are poor man's rehashes of well-known classic Pokémon, such as the lolworthy Woobat (Zubat), Purrloin (Glameow) or simply consist of something ridiculous like an ice cream cone which gains a scoop upon each evolution. (It's funny 'cause it's true)

Pokéfan 1: So, you hyped about the new Pokémon Black & White games?!
Pokéfan 2: No, those Posémon all look retarded, I'll just stick with the classics thanks...

Idiot: Z0mg! Gen V is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
Prettycoolguy: nope.avi

by ChurKirby April 28, 2011

Poser

People that are superficial
Often go tanning, watch shitty reality shows on MTV, Wear Hollister, drive SUV's, and make me sick

Tim buys torn-up jeans from Hollister, watches the Real World, Drives a Chevey Tahoe even though he doesn't need all the space it has, and goes tanning daily. What a Poser1

by Pig Child January 8, 2008

Posers

A guy/girl/person( of any gender inbetween) that tries to be something they aren't and thinks they are really cook while being all poserish. The normal poser is an emo kid poser which is usually called scene. Poser kids are stupid. And Fags. Get a life posers.

"Dude lets go check out that new anime stuff!"
"YEAH and while we're at it lets look at that new Harry Potter movie! I heard it was RAD."
"We are so emo dude.."
"Yeah.."
(man from afar)
"Wow, what posers"

by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009