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smack patty

1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.

2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.
I love banging her hot little smack patty.

She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.
by pie master August 12, 2006
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fat patty

My english teacher likes to touch her fat patty in class.
by SarJu April 4, 2003
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Petey Pablo

John: Petey Pablo sucks

Tim: Word
by Johnny Johnothan August 14, 2006
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petay

big penis ........................
Wow you have a petay!
by boo May 13, 2005
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Patty

A patty is another name for a girl.

However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys

A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.

Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever

Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”

Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”

Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring
by PattyAwareness.org May 3, 2022
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pettilexiosis

Petti-Lex-ee-O-sis

The wanten and unnecessary need to create more fake words.
I am suffereing from an accute case of pettilexiosis.
by GamesPlus July 18, 2005
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Aggressive Petting

The act of pleasuring one's self or another, by the use of hands. Similar to jacking off or fingering....only petting.
Benjamin took Jodie out to eat, bought her a couple glasses of wine, and then went home with her for some aggressive petting...one lucky ass dude.
by Stevie Y September 5, 2005
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