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In a difficult situation without a way out
Guy 1: I have 2 hours of homework in class A, 2 hours of homework in class B, and only have one hour.
Guy 2: well your up the creek without a pattle
by Mark Zuckerberg1 September 22, 2011
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Robert Pattinson

An English actor who played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, who currently plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
And with all honesty he was good in Harry Potter and he was heading towards a great career by Twilight has sort of smashed any hopes of being seen as a good actor becuase everyone is obsessed over his looks and not his acting. Quite a few people have also lost a lot of respect for the poor guy as well.
I am not bashing the books of Pattinson, its just the truth.
Millions of fucking girls screamning over the name Robert Pattinson, is a good example.
by SHADOWgold January 1, 2010
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James Patterson

The proper definition of James Patterson is smoking crack or solicitation of prostitution.
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson aka R-Patz, Rob Patz, or whatever else you want to call him, is a British actor. He is fantastically GORGEOUS. His eyes are gorgeous, his hair is gorgeous, his face is just plain gorgeous, his lips are gorgeous, his cheekbones are gorgeous, his laugh is gorgeous, his singing voice is gorgeous, the way he plays the piano is gorgeous and even his WALK is gorgeous. No, I'm not exaggerating. He also has the hottest voice on the entire planet.

He has starred in Harry Potter but also in Twilight and Little Ashes, where he appeared naked. He is probably best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight.

I think it's funny how guys call him gay. It's obvious they're just jealous that he has millions of girls chasing him.
* A Guy watches Twilight, and thinks Robert Pattinson is amazingly good looking, but decides to act manly and doesn't admit it *

- Goes on urban dictionary and writes a horrible definition -
something along the lines of:
"Robert Pattinson is a gay fag who has an awful laugh and plays an ugly fake guy in Twilight, the worst film I've ever seen"
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evan and pattie

The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.
Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
by merfthesmurf January 1, 2012
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Mike Patton

Mike Patton was the vocalist for Mr. Bungle before they stopped making music. He now is the singer for Faith No More. Patton also provided the voice of The Darkness in the video game... The Darkness.
Mike Patton manifests himself in two tentacles that come out of Jackie's shoulders and eat the faces off of people.
by zomgzhaxed November 12, 2007
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Happy Patties

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.
Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!
by Jakemasta flex June 9, 2003
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