poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

pole of semen

When you drink a test tube full of semen like a shot or you pour it down your ear

Me and the fellows are going out for a pole of semen

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 27, 2024

Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.

He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.

by Mr. Butts July 10, 2022

Pole on Location

The sophisticated version of planking often involving pole moves on random locations.

Can involve holding ones own body weight in particular pole dancing moves

"Hey, I'm going to go out and do some pole on location"

"Did you see my pole on location?"

by Pole dancer June 29, 2012

Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.

I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.

by Catfishin September 5, 2018

pole-head

getting bashed at caulfied park so badly that you have to go to hospital

that poor kid go bashed so badly that he had a pole-head

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 20, 2021

Pole

FireArm
PISTOL
🔫

Origin New York City

Jay rip got hit wit that pole.

by nickfromdasack April 6, 2023