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Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge
Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard
by Assridge November 16, 2011
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lightning farm

to stand outside when it’s storming and farm lightning

whoever gets struck wins
Wanna go outside and lightning farm and see who gets struck first?”
by landry nicole August 13, 2025
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orchard farm

Orchard Farm High School; where the only thing higher than the death count is the students.
Friend 1: “Don’t go in the bathrooms”.

Friend 2: “Why?”

Friend 1: “It’s Orchard Farm, someone was getting high. It smells like weed.”

Friend 2: “Oh okay.”
by insultedduck October 24, 2023
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deposit farming

When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.
My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.
by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019
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Gentleman's Farm

A Gentleman's Farm is where a group of men congregate on a piece of land to perform sexual acts on each other. These acts may take place in an actual Farmhouse or out in the middle of the corn field dependent upon weather. One thing for sure if that the boys will get frisky no matter what and utilize all of the space they have available. It is not uncommon for larger sexual devices to be present due to the area they occupy. Some of these "sex toys" may even be heavy duty machines turned into fetish contraptions deemed "Rigs."
"Hey Seth, I heard you are hosting an event this weekend at the Gentleman's Farm. Do you mind if me and some friends come? I have a new rig i want you to experience."
by SusanB123 May 1, 2025
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farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
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farming

when you are just blowing it and missing out

or when you are just cruising
by piececontrollsnot March 21, 2022
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