backdoor cold-front

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of a sexual partner while engaged in doggy-style sex.
Things were getting so hot in bed I gave her a backdoor cold-front and really made her scream.
by pretentious earthican May 12, 2025
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Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.
My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.
by Maxbender May 25, 2025
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A war on two fronts

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts
by raygun20 July 12, 2021
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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015
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Volkswagen front-end

A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.
I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.
by coleopter September 19, 2020
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Three Man Front

Where you violently and roughly get fucked by all the members of the front, phrase said by "sissified men" asking for some action in a group or unit position.

Particularly includes three men or more in per setting, with the phrase user being on the submissive role.
"God I need a Three Man Front so bad!"
by anonymous July 29, 2024
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Front butt blow out

When the baby inside the mothers stomach takes a dump as they evacuate the canal and the babies dump comes out the front butt.
Fartwheel was pushing hard and her child had to go, they both came out happy and healthy during their front butt blow out.
by ElGringoMandingo October 4, 2025
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