(1). An acronym for "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"
(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).
(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""
(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.
(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).
(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""
(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.
"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"
"What?"
Or
"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"
"No, what?"
"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"
"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"
"What?"
Or
"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"
"No, what?"
"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"
"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"
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(Meteorological adj., coll., chiefly Brit., vulg.) Cold. A term believed to have been coined to illustrate the effect of chilly conditions upon the erectile tissues of the human nipple.
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Get the nipples on ribs mug.Moisturizing Substance that if applied directly, creates hardening of the nipple. Also makes them pointy, also helps for dry nipples.
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Get the nipple chapstick mug.1. A complete 'tard, and I'm not talking an actual mentally handicapped person...I'm talking a friggin dipshit social reject.
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).
1. Jesus, my boss is such a fucking nippledick. I wish he would use his tie as a noose, stand on his swiveling office chair with massage features and swing from the lighting fixture above his walnut desk he bought in England.
2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.
2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.
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You may then eat/play with/step on the sliced nipples.
You may then eat/play with/step on the sliced nipples.
John: Dude Steve was being a dick last night, so i game him the ol' nipple slice!
Dave: I didnt know you were a samurai!
John: *Bows*
Dave: I didnt know you were a samurai!
John: *Bows*
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