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Nipple Salad

(1). An acronym for "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).

(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""

(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.
"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

"What?"

Or

"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"

"No, what?"

"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"

"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"
by Anorexia4Penguins October 27, 2009
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Nipple Fart

The act of being a worthless, annoying, prick who is slightly nerdy and/or dorkish.
Dude1: Hey man did you hear that jacob is dating Katy.

Dude2: Yeah he's a Nipple Fart
by someone7877 February 20, 2011
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Nipples

(Meteorological adj., coll., chiefly Brit., vulg.) Cold. A term believed to have been coined to illustrate the effect of chilly conditions upon the erectile tissues of the human nipple.
By 'eck, padre, the duckpond's frozen over. It must be nipples out there!
by Just_Tom August 15, 2010
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nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.
man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.
by ralf May 3, 2004
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nipple chapstick

Moisturizing Substance that if applied directly, creates hardening of the nipple. Also makes them pointy, also helps for dry nipples.
Yesterday i rubbed on some Nipple Chapstick and felt a deep hardening sensation
by Bertha Roppilus June 16, 2008
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Nippledick

1. A complete 'tard, and I'm not talking an actual mentally handicapped person...I'm talking a friggin dipshit social reject.
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).
1. Jesus, my boss is such a fucking nippledick. I wish he would use his tie as a noose, stand on his swiveling office chair with massage features and swing from the lighting fixture above his walnut desk he bought in England.

2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.
by NINerd January 16, 2009
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Nipple Slice

An ancient samurai attack, consisting of whirling your blade above your head, screaming, then slicing it down across the persons chest, only slicing off both nipples.

You may then eat/play with/step on the sliced nipples.
John: Dude Steve was being a dick last night, so i game him the ol' nipple slice!

Dave: I didnt know you were a samurai!

John: *Bows*
by NomtasticNommage January 16, 2010
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