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Nut rag

A wipes used after masturbating to clean up ur dick
When ur glass of water tastes salty and u see ur mom drying dishes with ur nut rag
You: pfffff wtf
by 3zzo July 14, 2018
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huge nut

a very large nut
by huge nut July 9, 2016
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crazy nuts

Used to describe something that is insane and funny at the same time.
The guy I met online is crazy nuts for believing anything I say!
by Kaylee Girl October 17, 2007
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Filibusting a nut

When a guy talks to a girl non-stop until she agrees to have sex with him, just to shut him up.

Derived from the term "filibuster" which is a type of obstruction of legislation in government by talking for a very long period of time.
*At a party*

Guy 1: Have you seen Matt?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's in the back room, Filibusting a nut.

Guy 1: NICE!
by MC Paraplegic January 17, 2011
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Cat Nuts

a rare disease where your balls grow whiskers and crave tuna
I have cat nuts
by Health 2 May 17, 2009
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nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.
1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!
by KV Peifer October 21, 2005
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Basketball Nuts

A condition arising from shaving the testicles too often, common in male porn stars, especially those who work in colder climates. The testicle skin becomes rough and obtains a course texture similar to a basketball.
Damn, that dude fucking that hot porn star has a serious case of basketball nuts. What a fag, glad I don't shave my balls everyday/
by Nigga named Jack January 29, 2010
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