Simp

Simp a stupid meme word made by stupid teenagers

by superiorbreed June 01, 2020

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A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 08, 2020

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Someone, mainly boys, who only treat girls nicely when they want to date them or find them attractive.

Jonathan is the biggest simp I know! He only talks to girls when he wants to date them and gets mad at them when they say no.

by BusinessNone May 13, 2020

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Taking it up the ass from a cat boi

Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening

by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020

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A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.

Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.

by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019

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