Instant Noodles

Lazy employee who works on ad hoc basis especially in startups and tech companies. They are like instant noodles, they don't plan, collaborate or think.

Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.

by Samooooooo May 19, 2020

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dome noodles

noun.
brain matter, often resembling wet, squishy noodles

Jerry the Zombie: I'm starving.
Mat the Zombie: *rips open a skull* How about some dome noodles?

Jerry the Zombie: Sweet! You read my mi-- nvm.

by Elegantvariant July 12, 2010

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Noodle Party

Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.

Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.

by tv_eyes March 01, 2016

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Wet Noodle

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

by Makeherwoof January 02, 2019

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