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pins and noodles

A state of being highly agitated, yet feeling limp and boneless, anticipating a momentous event.
Sitting in the front row at the Oscars, watching as the envelope was slowly opened, waiting to hear her name called for Best Actress, she was on pins and noodles, wondering if she'd be able to walk to the stage or whether her legs would turn to spaghetti.
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
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Noodle Farm

James has such a noodle farm

Lol
by Kce October 28, 2018
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Noodle Party

Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.
Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.
by tv_eyes August 18, 2016
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Wet Noodle

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”
by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019
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vaggie noodles

what dykes munch on mornin noon and night
"Man, she was eatin vaggie noodles from dusk til dawn"

"do you think she could eat vaggie noodles?"
by LC August 25, 2003
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Ramen Noodle

When a man has a penis that is abnormally like a wet ramen noodle.
Steeve yesterday I woke up and my room mate pranked my by showing me his brothers ramen noodle.
by Christian Aura September 11, 2010
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