by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain
by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.
The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.
by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.
Shelly: How come?
Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.
Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
Shelly: How come?
Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.
Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018

Kidaki Mushroom is a versatile slang term used to express a range of emotions, including confusion, frustration, or overwhelming excitement. The meaning of the word depends on the context of the situation, allowing it to adapt to various emotions and scenarios.
Confusion: "I asked her about the party, and she gave me this Kidaki Mushroom look like she had no idea what I was talking about."
Frustration: "I've been trying to assemble this furniture for hours, and it's becoming a real Kidaki Mushroom moment. I can't figure out where these screws are supposed to go!"
Overly excited: "When I found out I got the job, I was so Kidaki Mushroom that I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the day!"
Frustration: "I've been trying to assemble this furniture for hours, and it's becoming a real Kidaki Mushroom moment. I can't figure out where these screws are supposed to go!"
Overly excited: "When I found out I got the job, I was so Kidaki Mushroom that I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the day!"
by SlangSculptor December 17, 2023

Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.
by person2020 December 25, 2020
