Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.

That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom

by Beav Handler June 02, 2018

the kombucha mushroom people

the kombucha mushroom people are little mushrooms that torment ski on a daily

"The kombucha mushroom people danced in the corner of ski's room today."

by skii_ November 25, 2023

mushroom peaks

mario kart wii custom track made by MrBean35000VR and Chadderz.

many frustrating turns and strategically placed mushrooms. if you trick on the wrong mushroom, you'll fall into the mario kart abyss. rest in peace gamers

me: just played mushroom peaks
friend: oh no what happened
me: ...tricked on the wrong mushroom

by January 16, 2021

mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.

that guy is a complete mushroom menace.

by dglen July 28, 2013

MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 09, 2021

shootaki mushrooms

A replacement for any curse word.

"You are a shootaki mushroom!"
Shootaki mushrooms

by Chubbylubby January 31, 2018

wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 07, 2015