mortamer

A name referred to a person that tends to have the curiosity of consuming his/her own poo.

Hey! Did u see that mortamer in the public restroom squatted down, peering into the poo pot!?

by goochma September 24, 2007

Rick and Morty

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

You should go on Netflix and watch Rick and Morty

by Computer man man October 5, 2017

Rick and morty

A show made exclusively for people over 100,000 IQ points,with funny and clever jokes like "I'M PICKLE RICCKKKKKKKKKKK"and "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBBB".It also has jerry,a giant faggot no one likes but apparently fucked a avocado.Hundreds upon hundreds of ceremonial videos were made for the show,mostly people dancing to dubstep and other hip and cool stuff.killmeplease

I watch Rick and morty so I am smart

by Someone end my life October 14, 2017

I'M A UNICORN, MORTY

That moment when Rick turns himself into a unicorn.

"Morty, i'm a unicorn, Morty! I'm no longer a pickle! I'm unicorn Rick!"

by damp taco September 28, 2017

mortiis

Some faggot who wears fake ears and a fake nose...fukking gothic troll

Mortiis looks like if someone animated a pile ov shit.

by Dante January 12, 2004

Mortgaged

to be completely drunk

I was mortgaged last night.

by dalore December 2, 2005

Mortar

Someone whose basketball shot is similar to a mortar cannon, cocked back hard and very flat.

Look at that Mortars shot! Its horrible.

by The Weasle February 22, 2009