Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist

Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich

by HornetToast February 11, 2021

Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.

Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.

by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

@.mikeywayshair

very cool tiktok user
fidget trading master
has all the fidgets

(hes more famous then charli)

but is a spider granny fan which is sad

person 1: “ OMG IS THAT FIDGET TRADING MASTER AND TIKTOK GOD @.MIKEYWAYSHAIR?”
person 2: “omg yeah i want a autograph”

by nottweekiswear August 4, 2021

Mickey Block

1.An figment of my imagination I made in the back of science class-

2.He dies at least 1.0000992299393932893.30920392 times by now and looks like a gay Mickey mouse

"Hey its Mickey Block"
"yeah but how is he alive still?"

by Hazel_162 December 7, 2021

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

A show that's basically a kid friendly version of strip clubs.

People say "come inside it's fun inside" in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse probably because they're afraid of saying "c*m inside, we'll get drunk inside" due to kids being to young to ejaculate or drink.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 19, 2022

Monkey buster

A sex position where a man and woman do doggy-style while another woman sits on the man and humps his back
(the man will have to hunch over woman 1 while woman 2 humps his back)

Monkey noises can be expressed if all party's involved feel inclined

Hey Man! I just "Monkey busted" with Julie and Susie!!!

Hey do you Girls wanna do the "Monkey buster"?

by Coolboyboog December 13, 2022