Martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself

Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.

by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

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Owen Martin Boon

Owen Martin Boon is the kind of fella to walk around and spit Medium Rizz. He is the type of guy to diss you by calling you a “bag of dicks.” Owen Martin Boon has the best ad libs around, He should be featured on Lil Yachty's new album.

"That guy just pulled a Owen Martin Boon"

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St. Martin

A seemingly awkward guy who has good values and manages to get a girlfriend that is way out of his league.

That girl is a 10, and her boyfriend is a 5, he's a St. Martin.

by camro11 October 8, 2016

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Martin

A spanish ecuadorian green eyed dick who smells like a grandpa and can't speak english. he's a ben ten because all his hoes are ten. he will date you for a couple hours and then tell you about his ex tifanny. he is sped af but he can make you laugh

Random Kid 1: "He is so gay what tf"
Emily: "Oh yeah thats just Martin my soulmate"

by arab69420 January 6, 2020

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