Someone who someone who is extremely smart, but acts extremely fucking retarded most of the time. His favorite is phrase is "Guacamole Nigga Penis." He has a 3-inch punisher. Favorite Activity: looking at memes for hours on end.
by THERAPIST aka Mojo-Jo-Jo February 3, 2020
Get the Mark Kochmug. He is optimistic, cheerful, and smart person. He loves photography, eating spicy food, and watching a series or movie.
by tinecordov November 22, 2021
Get the Mark Justinemug. Blemishes left on a prostitute's body (mostly arms & legs), usually received from her pimp or "mac daddy"
by Lolly Gagger April 17, 2007
Get the slut markmug. An extremely expensive all-boys private school in Dallas, Texas. Attended primarily by the homosexual or chronically depressed. The students are sent there by there parents so that their sons may enjoy the company of other rich, gay, stupid boys. This way the students may not only meet up with others of their sexual orientation, but also so that they might be in the company of like-minded, or at least similarly stupid individuals.
Person 1: Where do you go to school, little boy?
Person 2: PENIS!
Person 1: I guess that means St. Mark's.
Person 2: PENIS!
Person 1: I guess that means St. Mark's.
by Let's Go SM! January 26, 2014
Get the St. Mark'smug. Character portrayed in the film "The Social Network" who is a selfish douche bag. He used his best friend Eduardo Saverin for his money until Facebook became more well known. Has absolutely no social skills and is not in fact the "creator of Facebook". "His" idea was stolen from two twin brothers at Harvard. He took their general idea and added different elements to it creating the Facebook you see today. The epitome of a douche bag. All according to the movie of coarse.
Bob: Hey Joe do you have that $20 I leant you last week?
Joe: No dude I told you that was an investment.
Bob: Dude don't be a fucking Mark Zuckerberg, I need my money.
Joe: No dude I told you that was an investment.
Bob: Dude don't be a fucking Mark Zuckerberg, I need my money.
by my name is mo jo jo jo November 6, 2010
Get the Mark Zuckerbergmug. One of the coolest dudes in the world. He likes to put peanut butter on you when you are sleeping, and yell MIGHTY MARK when you are fighting. He WILL karate block your karate chop.
by Faye April 29, 2005
Get the Buddy Markmug. The combination of white underwear with a person with minimal butt wiping skills, or, someone, like Tom, who wears the same pair of undies for 3 days.
Tom wears his undies for 3 days without washing. He doesn't wipe very well and leaves nasty skid marks for his wife to try and get out with bleach and Sunlight bar soap. He's a dirty man.
by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009
Get the Skid marksmug.