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Italian Mafia agent (hugo)

There is an Italian mafia agent liver here in Outer Mongolia, he wears his leather coat and keeps his automatitic weapon in his mafia style breif case, His name is hugo(a typical mafia name). He shuffles around at the dead of night and scares the living day lights out of small defenceless children. He is soon to be promoted to a Mafia God and he will rule the Outer Mongolian regions. He also drives a vauxall chavalier which is most un-mafia like. Probably to keep a low profile though. His hair is gelled in the most mafia-ish style, short and gelled back! He will never leave the proximity of his house without his leather coat and breifcase. Every thing from head to foot is mafia-ish even his leg! If anyone see's him shuffling arount outer mongolia then they should keep far away because he is convicted kitten killer. DANGER
Italian Mafia agent (hugo) This is a post from one of his friends;

hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
by Nick Raceee January 22, 2007
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Local Mafia

My failed Mafia group on the naffy but entertaining chat room Habbo Hotel. I decided to quit it the day before everyone got paid for their services. The Local Mafia used to gain rights to rooms then trash them and leave sticky note with the phrase "You've been had by the Local Mafia". Then I went bankrupt. The gift shop didn't exactly boost sales either. Oh well.
by Timothy Dallas January 23, 2004
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Mask Mafia

When unlicensed businesses illegally produce sub-standard face masks, or repackage and rebrand imported masks in unhygienic or unsanitary conditions—users may experience skin irritation and respiratory symptoms.
In Singapore, mask mafias, if caught and convicted, may be jailed for up to two years or fined up to $50,000, or both.
by MathPlus June 15, 2021
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Pirate Duck Mafia

Pirate Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.

Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.

The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
"Hey, do you know who the Pirate Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("
by Pirate Duck Mafia March 11, 2009
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Azn Chopstick Mafia

An Azn Baller Gang that likes to eat cat ears on a stick.
The Head, Hiro Meister has a habit of breaking the ankles of C Meister (minion), and Mad Dog (fuckin white gang). The legend of the Hiro Meister says that he was found rolling down a water slide wrapped up in a rice cake. The legend also says that his father was a hairless platypus and mother, a skinny panda.
The other founder of the gang is the Currie Meister. The Currie Meister has a very bad habit of J ing 3-pointers on Mad Dog, C Meister, and Hiro Meister's head. The legend of the Currie Meister says, that he was found in a roll of Cagbiatch in a dark alley of Hong Kong. His father is believed to be the god of the Seamen that live in the deep oceans of Japan. He is well known for the Judo Slap. His mother was believed to be the first empress of the egg roll dynasty.
The C Meister got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on February 6, 2008. The C Meister is actually white, but she got accepted into the gang because the Hiro Meister and the Currie Meister (coolest azns on earth) decided to let the C Meister in the gang with one exception.....to pass the Great Test of the Ninja Monkeys.
This test is a test that non-azns take to become an official Azn. To pass this test, you'll have to be able to do the following:

Type in AzN PrYdE fOrM

Be able to pick up sushi with chopsticks

Be able to look at a cat and think "damn! you'll make some good sushi!"

Speak 1 fluent Azn Language
(If impossible, learn to speak English in an Azn accent):
I'm shpeaking Engrish. or I wrould rike to take a chinese singing lesson pleashe.

Anyways, the C Meister scored a ninjamazing 4/4 on the Great test of the Ninja Monkeys. The C Meister has a bad habit of dunking on peoples heads such as, the Hiro Meister, the Currie Meister, and the Mad Dog. It has a very bad effect of making you feel shitty for atleast 5 days. This C Meister is a full-white girl, but can jump like a black man.
The legend of the C Meister says, that she was found inside an egg roll at a shitty Chinese Buffet. Her father was believed to be the inventor of Ramen Noodles, and the father of Ninjutsu.
The Azn Chopstick Mafia is the coolest gang in the world.
by The Hiro Meister January 12, 2009
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Maka

Maka is a mack DJ from Canada, The Port City. Member an leader of the 404th from King Town.
Maka is the mack dad of the Port City.
by John Strump November 16, 2004
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AzN Chopstick Mafia

Sup ma dogg, the AzN's and the MexicN's are at it again! They're having another Mafia brawl in the supermarket.
by Anonymous July 26, 2003
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