ass master

You and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is.

by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

masterbation

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by John July 26, 2003

master

what you are when you can overcome someone or something

Ex. 1) "I am your master now, Marcus, so listen to me. LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Ex. 2) "I am the master at solving a rubik's cube. Can you solve it? NO! Hahahaha!"

by xXaErOpOsTaLeXx January 13, 2008

masterblaster

this is a word to describe a sexual eruption and/or romantic explosion. it is used in male conversation to stay secretive around women.

guys: dude i got in a good masterblaster session yesterday.
girl: wtf r u guys talking about
guys: MHHHHHM!

by Shoe-Shine and Kyle January 26, 2008

Master Pyrunk

A male born to a humble Mexican family. He is adored by those around him, and looked up to by others. His true passion rests in the Metal genre and hopes to pursue a musical career of some sort. His strong desires for world peace and annihalation of ignorance maintain him alive, although deep down he knows such sights will never be achieved. He is the reason why Sheaver wakes up in the morning.

Master Pyrunk is a god.

by Filthvium October 13, 2006

Masterbaton

The muscle between your elbow and inside of your elbow that grows more and more every time you masterbate.

John - Woah man! Your arm is huge!
Freddy - Thanks man! I've been working on my masterbaton.

by DaPro May 30, 2010

Master T

Short for "Master Tool", typically used to describe someone who sucks up to and does random shit for others. Also connotative of someone who is acting effeminate and showing a girl his "sensitive side" just to get some pooty.

Usually screamed repeatedly in a high-pitched voice (pronounced "Masta Teeeee!") by a group of people witnessing another person acting like a huge tool. The screams are oftentimes accompanied by the same gesture that referees use to call for a "time out".

See also: Gofer

Boy 1: I totally think you should break up with Derek. He has no respect for you and just wants to get in your pants.

Girl 1: (Crying, hugs Boy 1) Thank God I have you, otherwise I have no idea what I would do with myself!

Onlooker 1: What a fuckin' Master T.

Onlooker 2: Seriously. I wonder if he has a mangina. (Screaming) MASTAA TEEEEE

by yeosefthebrosef April 19, 2010