Lackey

A trickster hailing from Lil' Hopewell who also answers to Phil, Mark, and the ever popular Lack Daddy.

Jesse: Hey, Lackey, let's go to Witmo's and roll a blunt.

Lackey: Why roll a blunt when I have three in my Volvo already?

by the kid February 16, 2005

Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005

hurt locker

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends

"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."

by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011

Pant Licker

One who licks pants.

"Man that new guy is such a pant licker....... I wanna see if he's single."

by Jupi February 21, 2003

Llama Licker

A horny bastard that enjoys licking llamas sexually.

...You're such a frickin' llama licker.

by Carliann October 12, 2007

fudge licker

someone who licks a peice of fudge, or someone who gives oral sex to the anus

Hey James i was a fudge licker last night!

What licking ass, youre sick

haha no licking a piece of the diary product fudge

oh right, do you fancy fudge licking tonight?

Eww licking someones ass?

Yeah

Ok

(based on a true story)

by HUMMPREY LITTLEWILLY April 19, 2008

Boot licker

Noun. Conservatives, centrists and libertarians who mindlessly defend their corporate masters’ right to unlimited wealth and power

That guy defending (insert billionaire’s) right to pay no taxes and crush unions is a real boot licker

by BernieBruh September 3, 2019