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Ironic Lolicon

A fake pedophile or a pedophile who copes hard and is in denial.
digibro is an ironic lolicon.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh September 30, 2022
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logicologist

The logicologist was able to solve every Sherlock Holmes story.
by macduff December 1, 2005
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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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Lolicon

A portmanteau for lolita complex.
A sexual attraction to young looking girls (Pedophile).
Man1:Dude I saw alot of lolicon vids last night and busted a nut 23times!
Man2:Dude really what website?
---Door Knocking sound---
Guy on door: Open the door! Its The FBI!
Man1:OH SHIT HIDE!
by Legit-Genious August 5, 2018
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Logitech Z-5500

computer speakers by logitech that will make you want to scream for more
man, i just got those logitech Z-5500 speakers and they were the sex, i just couldent get enough
by brettwhite August 10, 2008
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Lodick

A really long dick you can see bouncing around in someones pants when they are not wearing underwear
hey kev spell long dick

Dad thats againts the rules I cant spell that

Lodick Alright alright alrighhhht you going to learn today
by lalala41 October 16, 2011
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Logicise

To make logic out of a situation
when your in a tricky situation and need logic thinking to help sort it out you need to logicise everything for it to make sense
by sexyeyes1978 November 21, 2012
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