lampe

A person who puts vegan whipped cream on fucking *everything*

Luke was such a lampe with the whipped cream last night eh

by trader-joe July 27, 2025

Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.

Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn

by GoonBerry December 28, 2025

Lampglowing

A casual way to seek a recommendation by bragging/flexing about something. Typically through social media.

Jill posts on social media: "I am have a plaque I need to hang on my wall, but cannot seem to find a good spot. Anyone have any suggestions where I can place a plaque for being names the best in my field?"

Response from people who see Jill's post: "Jill is lampglowing so hard right now."

by Call9Anytime January 14, 2026

lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".

That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?

by Another September 14, 2008

Master Lampsha

Title used to show complete authority (often abbreviated ML)

That Master Lampsha is a total beast at this.

by El Pato March 8, 2009

Wet Lampshade

A mentally retarded female who attends a party.

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...

by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010

abby lamprecht

An extremely gorgeous girl with an amazing smile, easily the SEXYEST girl alive. has an amazing body and is sweet, kind, and perfectly amazing in every way.

wow, look at abby lamprecht shes pretty hot

by 666666666669999999999999999999 July 7, 2011