Scouse Laptop

A pizza box.

I am starving and the kebab establishment is closed for re-decoration.

> Lets pop down to Domino's for a Scouse Laptop !

by eddy_52 September 22, 2009

laptop plop

A term origination in Brisbane, Australia, 'laptop plop' describes the action of going to the toilet while using a laptop. In many countries acknowledgment of the action has been ignored or outlawed, however in Germany it has become a popular term used among university students. It has characterized an entire generation of students who although enjoy the privacy of a toilet visit, don't allow the 'down time' (excuse the pun) of falling behind in their studies. In Germany it is know as a 'computer defäkieren sie' or more commonly 'laptopscheiße'.

english; "oh boy, I don't want to fall behind on this assignment, but I need to do a poo. I think I'll just do a laptop plop then I can keep working on my assignment in the provacy of the toilet".

german; "Eine Laptopscheiße ist der beste Weg, Zeit als ein Universitätsstudent zu sparen".

by felvert March 18, 2011

Laptop sex

A laptop on top of another when it shouldn't be.

For example, when u r at the airport traveling with more than 1 laptop and u r going through security, the TSA scolds u for putting them one on top of the other. Those laptops were caught in the act having laptop sex!

This term can be used more generally with other electronics too.

by G33KI3 June 9, 2011

lapy

Lapy is when you control someone sexually

"He asked me for lapy!"

by yxngz.r1 May 8, 2018

laprincess

A girl that is nice and very funny and will pop off on you if she needs to she may crazy on the outside but she is the sweetest kindest person on the inside:she is very pretty and happy and just a fun person to be around…but try to come for her mans if u want to have no edges left and if you want your knees to buckle down and be turned into a bald scallywag

Hey did you see Laprincess the other day roasting the heck outta this guy that is bald and goes by the name lil bill…yea I did too

by LaPrinc s April 15, 2019

LaPlaca

A very cool Italian last name.

"I wish my last name was LaPlaca!"

by sweet dick willy58 October 18, 2008

Lapeer

Lapeer is the town of red neck hicks, wanna be gangster white boys, and way too happy emos. Lapeer consists of 2 highschools. West is more for ur red-necks, East for ur wangsters. Both schools however have bitches and a whole lotta sluts.

Joe: "Hey I heard U went to Lapeer this weekend."

Kate: "Yea, saw 2 fights between wanna be gangsters. Priceless."

Joe: "Typical"

by KateyB May 14, 2011